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Ask me anything   Submit   My face Salve, I'm Ed. I live in Massachusetts. I'm 16, sophomore. I play bassoon, clarinet, and saxophone. I'm a Nerdfighter. I also like Doctor Who. You can pretty much tell from what you find on my blog, though. DFTBA and

halfholed:

Single reed privilege is being able to buy multiple reeds for a reasonable price.

— 2 hours ago with 6 notes
puttingthefuninfuneral:

puttingthefuninfuneral:

If you’re not soaking your reeds in $3000 vodka and and a crystal wine glass you’re wrong tbh

Please stop reblogging this I didn’t choose a very flattering pic and it makes me embarrassed

puttingthefuninfuneral:

puttingthefuninfuneral:

If you’re not soaking your reeds in $3000 vodka and and a crystal wine glass you’re wrong tbh

Please stop reblogging this I didn’t choose a very flattering pic and it makes me embarrassed

(via yourkissyourcallsyourcrutch)

— 17 hours ago with 162 notes
"What happens in the band room stays in the band room."
Paper Towns by John Green (via whiteflagwandering)

(via goodgollyitsmolly)

— 17 hours ago with 258 notes

bombliate:

official-honeybooboo:

bombliate:

dave-vriska:

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

[DEFENDANT VOICE] no

[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u

[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing

[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it

(via consulting-blogger)

— 1 day ago with 50854 notes

bassoonerthebetter:

CONTRABASSOON FUNKY (by jazzobassoon)

This man knows how to groove.

(via gestopft)

— 1 day ago with 37 notes
"Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
I was kind of crying by then."
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars  (via epicjohngreenquotes)

(via anerdthatlovesdrumcorps)

— 1 day ago with 638 notes
#my favorite part of the entire book 

townsvillain:

there’s something exploding in the microwave,  it’s your mom             pwned

(via synthy-hollow)

— 2 days ago with 87 notes
pitchesloveeuphonium:

musicalandacademicblunderings:
Omg. I actually really like this.

pitchesloveeuphonium:

musicalandacademicblunderings:

Omg. I actually really like this.

(Source: maureenfletcher, via puzzledandconfuzzled)

— 2 days ago with 2516 notes
thepianoblog:

Leonard Bernstein and some sweet moves.

thepianoblog:

Leonard Bernstein and some sweet moves.

(Source: paisiouchoida, via bassoonerthebetter)

— 2 days ago with 733 notes